Friday, May 29, 2009

Fast Food

There is nothing fast about fast food. If you are in fact a human, and not an alien, then no matter where you eat, you will eat at generally the same speed. Contrary to popular belief, when walking into one of these burger joints, you do not actually gain the ability to eat your food faster. This should not even be an issue in this day and age, but some people think they can still call McDonald's a fast food restaurant. All restaurants are just simply normal speed food restaurants. Do yourself a favor and tell your friends what you have found out today. Big, small, it's not for something, yet half for nothing. Peace

1 comment:

  1. I feel like I actually eat slower due to the grease clogging up my heart, yet at white castle i do eat faster because the burgers seem to lubricate themselves through the entire digestive process.
    Good point thought, thanks for pointing it out.
    Much love
    -Joel

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